the B*#$%*@ cat

So today one of my more reluctant writers finished a hilarious story called "Mess-maker Stelly". It is about a cat that causes a lot of mischief. She knocks down the lamp and sets the house on fire, is always after the mouse and will definitely scratch the head of anyone who says "supercalifragilasticexbealidoshious". What a problem, right? Well all their troubles are solved when they decide to sell Stelly for 99 cents. That page of the story says something like, "One day the two brothers decided to sell that B#*$^&* cat for good." I didn't really know what to do. He had edited it after all and how funny would it be much later in life to have that book to look back on and laugh. However, he really could be thinking of more creative ways to express himself. Out of curiosity I asked what the word really was.

"The B word."

Hmmm that didn't make sense...

"Which B word?"

"Bitchin'!"

And that's when I lost it... Too too TOO funny.